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Bigass Santa Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny Santa Christmas card for holiday laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esize A2, 4.25 x 5.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eenvelope is copper metallic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensive Delightful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42440021868705,"sku":"210000088342","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/offensive-delightful-greeting-cards-does-my-ass-look-fat-in-this-bigass-santa-card-funny-gag-gifts-37391142551713.jpg?v=1690159758"},{"product_id":"ducking-xmas-holiday-card","title":"Ducking Xmas Holiday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eInside Message:   May Your Season Go Swimmingly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA2 size:  4.25\" x 5.5\" card with envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in Canada on American made paper\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Seltzer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43369730474145,"sku":"210000087397","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/seltzer-greeting-cards-ducking-xmas-holiday-card-funny-gag-gifts-37871801237665.jpg?v=1699124296"},{"product_id":"merry-christmas-f-ckers-letterpress-card","title":"Merry Christmas F*ckers- Letterpress Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpread some holiday cheer—with a side of sass! 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