{"product_id":"big-dill-sidewalk-chalk","title":"Big Dill (Sidewalk Chalk)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eLet’s be honest: regular sidewalk chalk is fine, but does it spark joy? Does it make passersby question your sanity \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e your snack preferences? No. No, it does not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnter Big Dill Sidewalk Chalk, the gloriously weird, pickle-shaped chalk that turns every driveway doodle into a briny masterpiece. Each chunky green chonk looks like it was plucked straight from a jar and said, “Yeah, I guess I’ll help you draw a dragon or a hopscotch grid or whatever.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re creating dill-icious murals, leaving cryptic cucumber messages for your neighbors, or just want to watch kids giggle at a chalk that looks suspiciously edible (please don’t eat it), this pickle’s got your back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s quirky. It’s goofy. It’s everything your chalk collection didn’t know it needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4.5 x 1.5 x 1.5 inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fred \u0026 Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43094345056417,"sku":"210000095429","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/fred-friends-toy-outdoor-fun-big-dill-sidewalk-chalk-funny-gag-gifts-37568062292129.png?v=1693993264","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/big-dill-sidewalk-chalk","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}