{"product_id":"bless-this-mess-knee-high","title":"Bless This Mess Knee High-","description":"\u003cp\u003eEver feel like your life is one minor inconvenience away from a full-on Godzilla meltdown? Same. Slip into these \"Bless This Mess\" socks and proudly stomp through your day like the beautiful, barely-contained disaster you are.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a rampaging Godzilla absolutely wrecking a quaint little village (oops), these socks are a holy tribute to all the chaos you pretend you’re “totally handling.” Cozy, hilarious, and just unhinged enough to match your vibe.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for lounging, rampaging, or politely destroying everything you love with your giant, metaphorical tail. 🙏🦖🏠  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBless this mess, indeed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWomen's shoe size 5-10, men's shoe size 3.5-8.5.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sock IT TO Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43097041502369,"sku":"210000093592","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/sock-it-to-me-socks-tees-bless-this-mess-knee-high-funny-gag-gifts-37386333126817.jpg?v=1690037536","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/bless-this-mess-knee-high","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}