{"product_id":"boo-boo-bands-bandages","title":"Boo-Boo Bands Bandages","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"450\"\u003eSometimes you stub your toe, slam your finger in a drawer, or step on something that \u003cem data-start=\"336\" data-end=\"371\"\u003eshould not have been on the floor\u003c\/em\u003e, and your brain goes straight to chaos… but your mouth has to keep it PG(ish).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"530\"\u003eThese bandages say what you’re \u003cem data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"491\"\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e thinking… just with a wholesome twist:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"531\" data-end=\"874\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1fes0e2\" data-start=\"531\" data-end=\"591\"\u003e\n\u003cem data-start=\"533\" data-end=\"560\"\u003e“Holy forking shirtballs”\u003c\/em\u003e (we all know what you meant)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17dffuu\" data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"650\"\u003e\n\u003cem data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e“That flipping hurt”\u003c\/em\u003e (understatement of the century)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ufbg78\" data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"699\"\u003e\n\u003cem data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"673\"\u003e“Son of a biscuit”\u003c\/em\u003e (grandma-approved rage)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"p1ix07\" data-start=\"700\" data-end=\"764\"\u003e\n\u003cem data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"720\"\u003e“Mother trucker”\u003c\/em\u003e (emotionally accurate, technically clean)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1aqfc8t\" data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"825\"\u003e\n\u003cem data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"795\"\u003e“H-E-Double hockey sticks”\u003c\/em\u003e (spicy, but make it polite)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5adnkf\" data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"874\"\u003e\n\u003cem data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"845\"\u003e“Fudge nuggets”\u003c\/em\u003e (honestly just fun to say)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"977\"\u003eThey’re perfect for those moments when your pain level is a 10 but your vocabulary has… restrictions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"977\"\u003eIncludes 24 bandages in this tin container.  water resistant, latex free, hypoallergenic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Classy Cards Creative","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45803657527457,"sku":"210000115535","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/classy-cards-creative-personal-care-boo-boo-bands-bandages-funny-gag-gifts-1231281535.webp?v=1775478756","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/boo-boo-bands-bandages","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}