{"product_id":"bungee-bacon","title":"Bungee Bacon","description":"\u003cp\u003eSay hello to Bungee Bacon – the stretchy, squishy fidget toy that brings all the joy of bacon without the calories, grease, or *perplexed* stares when you start stretching actual bacon. At a solid 8.3 x 6.3 inches, this bacon-y wonder is perfect for squeezing, pulling, and flinging (but maybe don’t fling it at the family dog). \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGot stress? Stretch the bacon. Feeling snacky? Stretch the bacon. Want to confuse a few coworkers? Stretch the bacon right in front of them. With a texture that’s oh-so-satisfyingly stretchy, Bungee Bacon is here to keep your hands busy and your mind happy – no frying pan required.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Smith Brands","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44683066966177,"sku":"210000105294","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/smith-brands-funny-novelties-bungee-bacon-funny-gag-gifts-1125332299.webp?v=1738763383","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/bungee-bacon","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}