{"product_id":"canned-opossum","title":"Canned Opossum","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet Oliver, the world's only opossum who’s been living the dream—sealed inside a tin can. Why? Because sometimes life’s greatest pleasures come in the strangest packages. Forget your standard-issue plush toys. Oliver's here to bring you a level of weird so deep, even your trash panda neighbors will be jealous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrack open this can with a pop-top or can opener (your choice, you rebel) and meet a 5-inch plush opossum. Talk about a trash-to-treasure transformation! As if busting open a can of opossum isn’t enough fun, the can itself is a comedy goldmine, packed with pun-filled opossum jokes and a random opossum fact you didn’t ask for but secretly needed. Who doesn’t want to know more about nature’s nocturnal garbage connoisseurs?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCanned and designed in the USA, Oliver is the ultimate weirdo gift that no one expects—but everyone will want. Warning: sharp edges may occur during the can-opening madness. But hey, a little danger just adds to the thrill of unleashing this furry trash magician. Oliver’s waiting… crack that can and embrace the weird!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot for children under 3. Oliver measures about 5 inches. Can made from recycled water bottles. Dispose of lid and can after opening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Canned Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44642865905825,"sku":"210000104980","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/canned-gifts-funny-novelties-canned-opossum-funny-gag-gifts-1125332028.jpg?v=1738751845","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/canned-opossum","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}