{"product_id":"cuddle-me-crew-socks","title":"Cuddle Me Crew Socks","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"112\" data-end=\"208\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"112\" data-end=\"136\"\u003eCuddle Me Crew Socks\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"136\" data-end=\"139\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"208\"\u003eBecause sometimes you want affection… and also to assert dominance.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"210\" data-end=\"428\"\u003eThese socks feature a wide-eyed, deceptively cute cat who is clearly not asking — they’re \u003cstrong data-start=\"300\" data-end=\"313\"\u003edemanding\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cem data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"336\"\u003e“Cuddle Me, Bitch.”\u003c\/em\u003e It’s equal parts adorable and threatening, just like your actual cat (or your best friend).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"449\"\u003eSlip these on when:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"450\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"450\" data-end=\"503\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"503\"\u003eYou want to look cute, but also slightly unhinged\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"557\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"506\" data-end=\"557\"\u003eYou need emotional support, but on your own terms\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"616\"\u003eYou’re gifting someone who’s 30% snuggly and 70% chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"752\"\u003eFits women’s shoe size 5–10, which is perfect for the average foot and the average number of cuddles you can tolerate before biting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"773\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"771\"\u003eFabric Facts:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"918\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"805\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"776\" data-end=\"805\"\u003e62% combed cotton (soft AF)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"854\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"854\"\u003e36% nylon (so they don’t fall down mid-sass)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"918\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"857\" data-end=\"918\"\u003e2% spandex (for when the attitude stretches beyond the ankle)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003eGreat for cat people, cuddle monsters, or anyone who’s ever yelled “I SAID LOVE ME” while wrapped in a blanket burrito.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003eWarning: Wearing may result in unsolicited cuddles. Or fear. Honestly, it’s a toss-up.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45236010188961,"sku":"210000112307","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/blue-q-socks-tees-cuddle-me-crew-socks-funny-gag-gifts-1219701230.jpg?v=1770495936","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/cuddle-me-crew-socks","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}