{"product_id":"desktop-cat-vac","title":"Desktop Cat Vac (wind up toy)","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Desktop Cat Vac – the tiny cleaning companion you never knew you needed (and probably still don’t, but it’s hilarious anyway). This wind-up wonder is shaped like a cat who’s ready to do the one thing cats \u003cem\u003enever\u003c\/em\u003e actually do: help clean. No batteries, no cords—just wind it up, let it roll, and watch your little feline vacuum pal scoot across your desk in the most adorably unhelpful way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut wait—there’s more. This set also comes with a fully illustrated 32-page miniature book, packed with cleaning and organizing “tips” from cats themselves. Spoiler: most involve napping in sunbeams and pushing your valuables off shelves. It also explores the “special bond” between cats and vacuums (translation: sheer terror).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuirky, giftable, and 100% guaranteed to make your desk way weirder—in the best way. 🐱🌀\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hachette Book Group - Workman","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45082251034785,"sku":"210000111392","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/hachette-book-group-workman-books-desktop-cat-vac-funny-gag-gifts-1191643069.jpg?v=1757183925","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/desktop-cat-vac","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}