{"product_id":"dog-person-kitchen-tea-towel","title":"Dog Person Kitchen Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eDeclare your loyalty loud and proud (and slightly covered in dog hair) with our Dog Person Kitchen Tea Towel. Whether you’re cooking up a gourmet meal or just microwaving something vaguely edible, this towel lets everyone know where your true priorities lie: belly rubs, treat giving, and talking to your dog like they’re your hairy soulmate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from soft, absorbent material that’s perfect for cleaning up everything from spilled gravy to slobbery paw prints, this towel is basically the ultimate kitchen sidekick for anyone who ranks \"good boy\" and \"good girl\" way above \"good human.\" Warning: using this towel may result in spontaneous zoomies and intense cravings for walkies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause real dog people know — the kitchen is just another place for treats to happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25 x 19 inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUNATIC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42852861051041,"sku":"210000091096","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/products\/funatic-kitchen-table-dog-person-kitchen-tea-towel-funny-gag-gifts-36534461857953.png?v=1675127243","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/dog-person-kitchen-tea-towel","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}