{"product_id":"dont-make-mommy-be-a-bitch-coffee-mug","title":"Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch... Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eAh, the sweet, gentle aroma of morning coffee… now laced with just a hint of warning. Introducing the 14oz mug that says what every tired, over-caffeinated, held-together-by-dry-shampoo mom is really thinking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s not a threat—it’s a gentle reminder that Mommy \u003cem\u003ecould\u003c\/em\u003e go full banshee if one more person asks what’s for dinner while she’s still drinking her coffee. This mug is the perfect combo of maternal love and chaotic energy. A little sass, a lot of caffeine, and a clear message to maybe back off until the first cup is done. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☕ Holds 14oz of coffee, wine, or whatever's in the \"Mommy juice\" tumbler today   \u003cbr\u003e🎁 Ideal for moms, step-moms, dog moms, or any woman on the verge of becoming a headline  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy it for yourself. Gift it to a fellow warrior mom. Or just leave it on your desk as a warning to all who dare disturb your peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14oz.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44896056246433,"sku":"210000108416","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/meriwether-drinkware-mugs-don-t-make-mommy-be-a-bitch-coffee-mug-funny-gag-gifts-1155603666.jpg?v=1744482540","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/dont-make-mommy-be-a-bitch-coffee-mug","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}