{"product_id":"dragons-mug","title":"Dragons Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhy sip your morning coffee like a mere mortal when you could sip it like a fire-breathing legend? This dragon-covered mug is here to level up your caffeine rituals and make every latte feel like part of an epic quest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrapped in fierce, scaly glory, the mug is basically a fantasy novel you can drink out of—minus all the complicated world-building. Perfect for tea, coffee, hot cocoa, or the mysterious potion you swear isn’t just reheated leftover wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for dragon lovers, fantasy nerds, or anyone who wants their mug shelf to look like it came straight out of a medieval wizard’s kitchen. Bonus: no actual dragons were harmed in the making of this mug (though one might get jealous when they see you drinking from it).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45037620822177,"sku":"210000107332","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/unemployed-philosophers-guild-kitchen-table-dragons-mug-funny-gag-gifts-1186936083.jpg?v=1755973733","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/dragons-mug","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}