{"product_id":"emergency-chicken","title":"Emergency Chicken Sounds","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the handheld device you never knew you needed but now absolutely cannot live without. Stuck in an awkward silence? Hit ‘em with a CLUCK. Need to express mild panic? There’s a SQUAWK for that. Want to annoy your coworkers just enough that HR \u003cem\u003econsiders\u003c\/em\u003e sending an email? Oh, this little gadget has your back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith a simple press of a button, you unleash pure poultry chaos: frantic clucks, dramatic squawks, and noises that basically say, “I am a chicken and I have concerns.” It’s perfect for pranks, stress relief, or adding authentic barnyard ambiance to literally any situation that doesn’t call for it (which is… all of them).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmergency Chicken Sounds: because sometimes words fail, but chickens never do. 🐔🔊💥\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3.5 inches tall\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee - Accoutrements","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":18572062490675,"sku":"210000063113","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/products\/accoutrements-archie-mcphee-impulse-im-funny-stuff-emergency-chicken-funny-gag-gifts-17273355468961.png?v=1628376769","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/emergency-chicken","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}