{"product_id":"f-ck-me-like-the-government-gum","title":"F-ck Me Like the Government .... Gum","description":"\u003cp\u003eAh, yes. Nothing says “sweet, minty freshness” quite like existential despair and a healthy dose of political sarcasm. This gum gets \u003cem\u003eright\u003c\/em\u003e to the point—with bold lettering that screams what we’re all thinking but only say after three drinks and a minor identity crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach piece is a minty little cry for help, individually wrapped for your convenience and your slowly unraveling sanity. Pop one in before a protest, a trip to the DMV, or Thanksgiving dinner with your libertarian uncle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a gag gift, a passive-aggressive desk accessory, or a very confusing stocking stuffer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCandy-coated, peppermint-flavored gum. 8 pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43013445845153,"sku":"210000094007","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/blue-q-candy-f-ck-me-like-the-government-gum-funny-gag-gifts-37079660658849.png?v=1683659783","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/f-ck-me-like-the-government-gum","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}