{"product_id":"face-the-apocalypse-card","title":"Face the Apocalypse Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis charmingly retro love card is perfect for that special someone who makes your heart race—even while the world’s on fire. Whether it’s zombies, aliens, or just another Tuesday in late-stage capitalism, let them know you wouldn’t want to hoard canned goods, sharpen machetes, or fight radioactive raccoons with \u003cem\u003eanyone \u003c\/em\u003eelse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned with vintage flair and end-of-days feels, this card is equal parts sweet, sarcastic, and slightly unhinged—just like your relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just reassuring your partner-in-chaos that if society collapses, you’ll still be arguing over where to build the bunker—together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank inside. Premium quality, soft touch cardstock, precision laser cut. Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3\/8\" x 5-3\/4\")\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44913073848481,"sku":"210000106898","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/bad-betty-greeting-co-greeting-cards-face-the-apocalypse-card-funny-gag-gifts-1160530874.jpg?v=1746203325","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/face-the-apocalypse-card","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}