{"product_id":"fake-vomit-gag","title":"Fake Vomit Gag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"258\" data-end=\"594\" class=\"\"\u003eClassic. Timeless. Horrifying. This puddle of faux puke is a prankster’s dream: weirdly realistic, delightfully chunky, and ready to ruin someone’s day in the best possible way. Whether you drop it on your kitchen floor, office desk, or grandma’s new rug (bold choice), it \u003cem data-start=\"531\" data-end=\"538\"\u003elooks\u003c\/em\u003e like someone lost their lunch… and maybe their dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"716\" class=\"\"\u003ePerfect for April Fool’s Day, bad roommates, or your cousin who always eats your snacks and needs to be taught a lesson.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"849\" class=\"\"\u003eWarning: May cause laughter, shrieking, and a sudden loss of appetite.\u003cbr data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"791\"\u003eNo actual humans were harmed in the making of this mess.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kalan LP","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44904992637089,"sku":"210000108527","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/kalan-lp-toy-novelties-fake-vomit-gag-funny-gag-gifts-1157691536.webp?v=1745353731","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/fake-vomit-gag","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}