{"product_id":"freaking-award","title":"Freaking Award","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate the people in your life—whether they deserve applause, a gentle roast, or both—with these gloriously dramatic ribbons. Each ribbon looks hilariously official, like something a very confused awards committee might hand out after a long, weird deliberation. Pin one on a friend, a coworker, your partner, your pet, or that one guy who keeps saying “Let’s circle back”—the emotional impact is immediate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, office morale (or anti-morale), party favors, or just stirring up a little lovingly chaotic energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re hyping someone up or calling them out, do it with flair. These ribbons deliver the message loud, proud, and just the right amount of unhinged. 🎖️✨\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes one ribbon award.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2 x 8 inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ribbons Galore","offers":[{"title":"Best","offer_id":43093493940385,"sku":"210000095508","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Worst","offer_id":43093493973153,"sku":"210000095509","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/ribbons-galore-funny-novelties-freaking-award-funny-gag-gifts-37304977522849.jpg?v=1688340678","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/freaking-award","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}