{"product_id":"garden-gnome","title":"Garden Gnome","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese aren’t your grandma’s garden gnomes (unless your grandma is \u003cem\u003esuper metal\u003c\/em\u003e). From the twisted minds at BigMouth Inc., we present a trio of outdoor oddities that’ll have your neighbors questioning your sanity—in the best way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🦎 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Great Garden Gnome Massacre\u003c\/strong\u003e – It rose like a horror from the depths of the koi pond, a destructive monstrous menace just a bit taller than three apples stacked up on one another. You might trip over it if you're not paying attention but to some garden gnomes the size of your thumb, it meant \u003cem\u003ethe end\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick these weirdos in your yard, flower bed, or cubicle and let the madness bloom. Gardening just got aggressively weird. 🌻💀\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMassacre is 8.7\" tall but puts 9\" on his dating profiles. All are hand painted!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Big Mouth Toys","offers":[{"title":"Great Gnome Massacre","offer_id":45025596178593,"sku":"210000087012","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/big-mouth-toys-toy-outdoor-fun-great-gnome-massacre-garden-gnome-funny-gag-gifts-1255685505.webp?v=1787617330","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/garden-gnome","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}