{"product_id":"have-you-tried-cheese-dish-towel","title":"Have You Tried Cheese? Dish Towel","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"dimensions\" data-target=\"dimensions\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSatan called—and he’s got \u003cem\u003esnacks\u003c\/em\u003e. The Hey, Have You Tried Cheese? Dish Towel features a delightfully sketchy little devil, here not to steal your soul... just to aggressively recommend dairy products.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for kitchens where temptation comes in the form of charcuterie boards and late-night grilled cheese binges. Hang it up and let everyone know that, honestly, cheese \u003cem\u003emight\u003c\/em\u003e just be the most persuasive form of evil. (And you're absolutely here for it.)  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat for wiping up spills, drying your tears, or dramatically throwing over your shoulder while you contemplate your third cheese stick of the day. Because if cheese is wrong, we don’t want to be right. 🧀🔥😈  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"dimensions\" data-target=\"dimensions\"\u003e28 x 21 inches\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42867530432673,"sku":"210000091668","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/blue-q-kitchen-table-have-you-tried-cheese-dish-towel-funny-gag-gifts-37324503056545.png?v=1688758998","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/have-you-tried-cheese-dish-towel","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}