{"product_id":"holy-shit-youre-old-letterpress-card","title":"Holy Shit You're Old (letterpress) Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes, the best birthday wishes come with a little brutal honesty. This card skips the sugarcoating and gets straight to the point—because, well…holy shit, they’re old. Perfect for friends, family, or anyone who can take a joke (and maybe needs a reminder to stretch before getting out of bed now). Hand it over with a laugh, a cake, and maybe some reading glasses—just in case.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank inside. Includes an envelope. 4.25 x 5.5 inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Steel Petal Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42843559395489,"sku":"210000080436","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/steel-petal-press-greeting-cards-holy-shit-you-re-old-letterpress-card-funny-gag-gifts-37391141568673.png?v=1690159398","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/holy-shit-youre-old-letterpress-card","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}