{"product_id":"inigo-montoya-prepare-to-die-mug","title":"Inigo Montoya \"Prepare To Die\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome things are unforgivable—stealing someone's identity, double-crossing your best friend, and yes… drinking someone else’s coffee. Channel your inner vengeance with this glorious mug featuring the legendary Inigo Montoya (you know the one), reimagined for the modern workplace battlefield.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt reads: “You drank my coffee. Prepare to die.”—because nothing says “Don’t touch my mug” like a dramatic threat delivered with 80s movie flair. Whether you’re battling sleepy mornings or passive-aggressive coworkers, this 11 oz ceramic hero is your weapon of choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLovingly dye-sublimated by hand for a vibrant, long-lasting print that won’t fade—no matter how many caffeine-fueled sword fights you engage in. Microwave and dishwasher safe, and suitable for any hot beverage or questionable cocktail. We don’t judge. But we \u003cem\u003ewill\u003c\/em\u003e exact revenge for stolen sips.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44909670400161,"sku":"210000108753","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/shady-front-drinkware-mugs-inigo-montoya-prepare-to-die-mug-funny-gag-gifts-1158941183.jpg?v=1745606205","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/inigo-montoya-prepare-to-die-mug","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}