{"product_id":"itty-bitty-bag-of-aliens-9pcs","title":"Itty Bitty Bag of Aliens - 9pcs","description":"\u003cp\u003ePrepare for a tiny extraterrestrial invasion—cute, weird, and absolutely zero threat to national security. The Itty Bitty Bag of Aliens packs \u003cem\u003enine\u003c\/em\u003e mini cosmic weirdos into one pocket-sized pouch, ready to beam a little chaos into your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach alien is small enough to hide in your hand, your pocket, your lunchbox, or inside the ear of someone who deserves a gentle scare. They come in assorted shapes and colors, all of them rocking that classic “I traveled millions of light-years to vibe on your desk” expression. Scatter them around your workspace, gift them to your fellow weirdos, or create your own micro-sized Area 51 diorama. No judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re summoning your inner child, building an alien army, or just need something delightfully strange to brighten the day, this tiny squad has your back.👽✨\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes 9 aliens. Made of soft vinyl. Each alien measures 1.4 inches tall.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee - Accoutrements","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43151832252577,"sku":"210000097186","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/accoutrements-archie-mcphee-funny-novelties-itty-bitty-bag-of-aliens-9pcs-funny-gag-gifts-37534263148705.jpg?v=1693052179","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/itty-bitty-bag-of-aliens-9pcs","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}