{"product_id":"itty-bitty-goldfish","title":"Itty Bitty Goldfish","description":"\u003cp\u003eFinally—a school of goldfish that won’t belly-up the second you forget to feed them. This bag of 10 itty bitty goldfish is the ultimate low-maintenance pet situation. Each one measures just 1 inch long, making them the perfect tiny companions for your desk, display shelf, or pocket-sized aquarium dreams.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo bowl, no flakes, no filter—just a miniature school of fishy friends ready to swim into your weird little heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat for pranks, party favors, or anyone who’s always wanted a pet but can’t be trusted with responsibility.🐟✨\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee - Accoutrements","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45052724117665,"sku":"210000111164","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/archie-mcphee-accoutrements-toy-action-figures-itty-bitty-goldfish-funny-gag-gifts-1190303765.jpg?v=1756578421","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/itty-bitty-goldfish","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}