{"product_id":"not-a-weak-ass-bitch-mug","title":"Not... a weak ass bitch mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the ultimate motivation-in-a-mug: The \"you did not wake up today to be a weak ass bitch\" mug!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not just a coffee cup—it’s a battle cry. A daily dose of tough love. A ceramic slap in the face (but, like, in a good way). Whether you’re chugging caffeine before a big meeting, gearing up for leg day, or just trying to survive Monday, this mug reminds you to channel your inner powerhouse. It holds your coffee, tea, or the tears of your enemies. Built for champions, hustlers, and people who refuse to take life lying down.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo sip up, buttercup. Today is not the day for weakness.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Melody Press Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44855687184545,"sku":"210000107670","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/melody-press-co-drinkware-mugs-not-a-weak-ass-bitch-mug-funny-gag-gifts-1133577223.jpg?v=1740234139","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/not-a-weak-ass-bitch-mug","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}