{"product_id":"oddly-specific-apologies","title":"Oddly Specific Apologies","description":"\u003cp\u003e100 double-sided apology cards that offer a humorous and fun way to give apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTape them up on the fridge or leave them on your coworkers desk.   \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOpen the box up and read through them with a group of friends for a good laugh!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA few of the included phrases:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI apologize for getting mad - for what it's worth, I don't know why I did either\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was wrong to tell you how dumb your dumb opinions are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm sorry that I thought that you were poisoning me.  I mostly don't actually think that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease forgive me for audibly gasping in the car.   Next time I think I might die I'll keep it to myself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'll have to decline as I'm unable to do that without getting up from this couch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSorry, I refuse to believe that you're this amazing - I can only assume you were manufactured in a lab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSorry about that - but in my defense, you never should have listened to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSorry, I'm currently out of order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI would have been here on time - but there was an accident on the highway that made me leave 30 minutes late.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm sorry that dream-me cheated on dream-you.  How dare dream-I.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI apologize for eating your leftovers- but you probably wouldn't have enjoyed them as much as me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSorry there was a business emergency at the office factory with the file things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eetc!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOuter box measures 4” wide by 2.7” tall by 1.7” deep\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCards measure 3.5” wide by 2.5” tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hachette - Chronicle Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46444001788065,"sku":"210000107637","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/hachette-chronicle-books-games-oddly-specific-apologies-funny-gag-gifts-1242686305.webp?v=1792154741","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/oddly-specific-apologies","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}