{"product_id":"oh-hell-yes-christmas-sword-greeting-card","title":"Oh Hell Yes - Christmas Sword Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eNothing says “Merry Christmas” like a girl raising a sword in glorious triumph—because honestly, surviving the holidays \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e a heroic feat. This “Oh HELL Yes.” card delivers all the festive hype she deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for that badass girl on your gift list who’s slaying life, crushing goals, or just managing to stay jolly despite the seasonal chaos. Whether she battled mall crowds, wrapped 47 presents, or simply made it through another year without hexing anyone, she earned this moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s bold. It’s festive(ish). It’s the Christmas card equivalent of cheering her on with hot cocoa in one hand and a victory sword in the other.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to her and say, “You’re the holiday legend. Oh HELL yes.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside:  \"hoping you get just what you want this holiday season!\". 5.5\" x 4.3\" card with coordinating envelope\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mincing Mockingbird","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43123145801889,"sku":"4524swo","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/mincing-mockingbird-greeting-cards-oh-hell-yes-christmas-sword-greeting-card-funny-gag-gifts-37519298592929.jpg?v=1692887477","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/oh-hell-yes-christmas-sword-greeting-card","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}