{"product_id":"please-one-shitstorm-at-a-time-oven-mitt","title":"Please, One Shitstorm at a Time Oven Mitt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is the perfect accessory for those days when life’s chaos tries to come at you all at once. Crafted from super-insulated, 100% cotton, this mitt is here to protect you from the heat, whether it’s from your oven or the latest crisis life has thrown your way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdorned with charming flowers and butterflies, this oven mitt serves up a gentle reminder to take things one disaster at a time. It’s cute, it’s quirky, and it’s ready to shield your hands while you navigate the storm, one burnt casserole or overcooked roast at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, slip on this mitt, take a deep breath, and remember: you’ve got this—just one shitstorm at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44475926085793,"sku":"210000103416","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/blue-q-kitchen-table-please-one-shitstorm-at-a-time-oven-mitt-funny-gag-gifts-1125331245.jpg?v=1738789480","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/please-one-shitstorm-at-a-time-oven-mitt","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}