{"product_id":"ranch-lover-socks","title":"Ranch Lover Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eFinally, socks that celebrate the true nectar of the gods: ranch dressing. These cozy foot-huggers are covered in glorious little bottles of ranch, letting the world know that yes, you \u003cem\u003ewould\u003c\/em\u003e dip pizza, fries, and possibly even your soul in it if you could.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in two bold styles:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall (Women’s 5–10 \/ Men’s 4.5–8.5): a cool blue.\u003cbr\u003eLarge (Men’s 7–12 \/ Women’s 8.5–13): a zesty orange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for lounging, strutting, or aggressively judging anyone who prefers blue cheese.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re a ranch devotee, a salad sauce scholar, or just someone who wants people to look at your ankles and say “wait… are those ranch bottles??”—these socks are your new best friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: may cause sudden cravings for wings, pizza, and questionable dipping experiments.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yellow Owl Workshop","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":44953720488097,"sku":"210000109968","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":44953720520865,"sku":"210000109969","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/yellow-owl-workshop-socks-tees-ranch-lover-socks-funny-gag-gifts-1186936090.jpg?v=1755973853","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/ranch-lover-socks","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}