{"product_id":"rich-bitch-dish-towel","title":"Rich Bitch Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eFinally—a dish towel that matches your \u003cem\u003ebuttery smooth\u003c\/em\u003e personality and unapologetically bougie vibes. Covered in golden sticks of butter and rocking the bold declaration “Rich Bitch,” this towel is here to glam up your kitchen while still mopping up your inevitable messes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s 21\" x 28\" of 100% cotton goodness, screen-printed with water-based inks, making it super soft, super absorbent, and super extra—just like you. Whether you’re whipping up a gourmet meal or just reheating ramen, this towel makes sure your kitchen style screams wealth… or at least wealth-adjacent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for gifting to your sassiest friend, your fanciest foodie, or anyone who knows that true luxury is measured in sticks of butter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Warning: may cause uncontrollable strutting while wiping down counters.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45011058131105,"sku":"210000110748","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/blue-q-socks-tees-rich-bitch-dish-towel-funny-gag-gifts-1186962717.jpg?v=1755980940","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/rich-bitch-dish-towel","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}