{"product_id":"sir-peels-a-lot-vegetable-peeler","title":"Sir Peels A-Lot - Vegetable Peeler","description":"\u003cp\u003eHear ye, hear ye! Introducing Sir Peels A Lot, the gallant guardian of smooth spuds and perfectly prepped produce! This heroic peeler is here to vanquish the dreaded skins of potatoes, carrots, apples, and more with the swift precision of a medieval knight on a noble quest.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEquipped with a stainless steel blade sharper than Excalibur (but way safer), Sir Peels A Lot makes meal prep feel less like a chore and more like an epic saga. His ergonomic grip ensures you won’t lose your hold during battle, and his valiant spirit will inspire you to peel with honor!  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re a culinary squire or a full-fledged kitchen knight, this peeler is your trusty sidekick in the fight against lumpy mashed potatoes. So raise your spatula in salute—dinner is coming!  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(Warning: May encourage you to speak in an old-timey accent.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1.57 x 1.37 x 7.87 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStands upright, dishwasher safe, BPA free, food safe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ototo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44837871124641,"sku":"210000107132","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/ototo-kitchen-table-sir-peels-a-lot-vegetable-peeler-funny-gag-gifts-1127634764.jpg?v=1739023468","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/sir-peels-a-lot-vegetable-peeler","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}