{"product_id":"soap-for-this-shit-is-bananas","title":"Soap For This Shit Is Bananas","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eLife is bananas. Work is bananas. Your inbox? Definitely bananas. Luckily, this soap is here to help you wash away the chaos—while smelling like an actual bunch of bananas. Bright, sweet, and a little ridiculous, it’s the perfect way to remind yourself (and everyone else) that yes, this shit \u003cem\u003ereally is\u003c\/em\u003e bananas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* Bananas foster scented bar soap that’s as fun as it is functional\u003cbr\u003e* Perfect gag gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone one meltdown away from throwing fruit\u003cbr\u003e* Smells like a tropical daydream, cleans like a champ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeel off the stress, lather up, and embrace the weird. Because sometimes, the best therapy is soap that gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNet weight: Approximately 6 oz. 100% vegan. Made in the USA, Cruelty-free, Paraben-free, Organic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44951715152033,"sku":"210000109813","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/whiskey-river-soap-co-personal-care-soap-for-this-shit-is-bananas-funny-gag-gifts-1191647404.jpg?v=1758370506","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/soap-for-this-shit-is-bananas","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}