{"product_id":"stress-poo","title":"Stress Poo","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes life is a pile of… well, you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet your new squishy sidekick: the Stress Poo. Made from soft, squeezable material, this delightful little turd is ready to take the heat (and the squeeze) when your boss sends that “per my last email” message or your Wi-Fi decides to stop working mid-Netflix binge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIts compact size means you can carry it anywhere—toss it in your bag, keep it on your desk, or whip it out in awkward family gatherings when you need something more socially acceptable than screaming into a pillow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelieve tension. Lift your spirits. And yes, play with poo without any of the mess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor ages 6+ (because even kids deserve stress relief… especially after math homework).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gift Republic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44944264134817,"sku":"210000109263","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/gift-republic-funny-novelties-stress-poo-funny-gag-gifts-1187359104.jpg?v=1756225604","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/stress-poo","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}