{"product_id":"tiny-humans-wine-tumbler","title":"Tiny Humans Wine Tumbler","description":"\u003cp\u003eParenting: the beautiful, soul-crushing journey where the tiny humans \u003cem\u003eyou created\u003c\/em\u003e slowly siphon away your sanity like adorable little goblins. Celebrate your survival (and questionable coping mechanisms) with this \"The Tiny Humans Stole My Sanity\" wine tumbler.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for wine, cocktails, coffee you forgot about three hours ago, or just aggressively sipping your feelings. This tumbler keeps your drinks the right temperature — because lord knows your life isn’t.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it to the mom, dad, grandparent, babysitter, or random person at the park who looks like they’ve seen some things. Cheers to being 90% love, 10% existential dread! 🍷👶💀  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeeps beverages cold for up to 9 hours and hot for up to 3 hours. 12 ounces. Hand wash only. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"About Face Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42988159500449,"sku":"210000093437","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/about-face-designs-drinkware-mugs-tiny-humans-wine-tumbler-funny-gag-gifts-37616676372641.jpg?v=1694170877","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/tiny-humans-wine-tumbler","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}