{"product_id":"wiseass-crew-socks","title":"Wiseass Men's Crew Socks","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"40\"\u003eOh look. Socks with an attitude problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"42\" data-end=\"238\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"51\" data-end=\"73\"\u003eWISEASS Crew Socks\u003c\/strong\u003e — because sometimes “subtle” just isn’t your brand. These socks say what everyone’s already thinking, and they do it boldly, comfortably, and probably with a smirk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"426\"\u003eDesigned for \u003cstrong data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"277\"\u003emen’s shoe size 7–12\u003c\/strong\u003e, they’ve got that classic crew height that pairs perfectly with sneakers, boots, or standing around delivering unsolicited (but correct) commentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"438\"\u003eMade from:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"504\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"441\" data-end=\"504\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"441\" data-end=\"462\"\u003e72% combed cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e (soft enough for all-day smart remarks)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"505\" data-end=\"552\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"552\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"520\"\u003e27% nylon\u003c\/strong\u003e (durable, like your opinions)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"569\"\u003e1% spandex\u003c\/strong\u003e (just enough stretch to keep up with your ego)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"684\"\u003eThey’re breathable. They’re comfy. They’re mildly confrontational.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"698\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"699\" data-end=\"826\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"699\" data-end=\"741\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"741\"\u003eThe guy who’s always technically right\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"776\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"776\"\u003eYour favorite sarcastic legend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"826\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"826\"\u003eGag gifts that are equal parts cozy and cocky\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"895\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSlip them on. Drop a one-liner.\u003cbr data-start=\"859\" data-end=\"862\"\u003eStay comfy while being a wiseass.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45671698170017,"sku":"210000114215","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/blue-q-socks-tees-wiseass-men-s-crew-socks-funny-gag-gifts-1224549005.webp?v=1772382369","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/wiseass-crew-socks","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}