{"product_id":"you-cant-out-fart-me-sneaker-socks","title":"You Can't out-Fart me Sneaker Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet ready to clear the room \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e make a statement with the “You Can’t Out-Fart Me” sneaker socks—a bold declaration of dominance in the sacred art of gastrointestinal warfare. Whether you're a silent assassin or a full-volume trumpet, these socks let the world know you're not just in the game... you're winning it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from a comfy combo of 39% polyester, 39% cotton, 19% nylon, and 3% spandex, they’ve got just the right amount of stretch to support you through every victory toot. Low-cut and loaded with attitude, they’re perfect for lounging, battling your gassy rivals, or just owning your weird with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut them on, walk tall, and let your socks do the trash talking. Flatulence is temporary—but fart glory is forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e S\/M fits women's shoe size 5-9\/ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eL\/XL fits women's shoe size 10-12\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eS\/M fits men's shoe size 4-8.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eL\/XL fits men's shoe size 8-12. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"S\/M","offer_id":44899941646497,"sku":"210000103400","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L\/XL","offer_id":44899941810337,"sku":"210000103401","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/blue-q-socks-tees-you-can-t-out-fart-me-sneaker-socks-funny-gag-gifts-1155603693.jpg?v=1747574866","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.pro\/products\/you-cant-out-fart-me-sneaker-socks","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}